Oscars

Any award show where rich entertainers applaud each other and give each other extravagant gifts while the rest of us watch in awe on our cheap TVs.

Me: Hey, you want to come over and watch the Oscars?
You: Yeah, I can't wait to see what those rich folk get in their gift bags. I love to see all that privilege.

by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018

they need an oscar

a "joke" used by people born in 2011 +. It is usually found on YouTube shorts.

Another form of this is "they don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them"
If you type these comments, you are a clown.

*fish swims*
AhmedGamer7272: THEY NEED AN OSCAR!
WolfPackLover: He deserves an oscar!
FortniteAmosug: They don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them!

by Avatarmint September 16, 2023

oscar gordo

when youre little but very fat.

Oscar: que?
Ahumada: oscar gordo

by KicenteJignacio May 14, 2025

oscar

a very smart guy that is a genius and is richer than bill gates, he is a rare guy to find.

oscar is rich and smart

by qscgy February 19, 2018

Oscar

Oscar is a short person. A gnome, a Dwarf, a midget, whatever, but remember, he is short.

O, there’s Oscar! He is so short.

by Oscar. October 23, 2019

Oscar

Oscar is a selfish, sexy, funny boy who flirts with any girl even if he has a girlfriend. He will cheat, lie, and use girls. He is easy to get on with and is very chatty. He likes to make a girl feel like they are the only girl he has eyes on....... but don’t be fooled he is a player.

Oscar is still cute though

by Mayaaa67 September 25, 2019

Oscar velarde

They are really handsome but are really criko

Juan is almost like oscar velarde

by Pepelguapo September 8, 2021