Tarta J

Tara J's amazing and awesome twin from Chatzy.

Guy 1: Dude you'll never guess who I just saw!
Guy 2: TARTA J!!
Guy 1: YEAAAH.

by supppkayla August 6, 2009

J La

A blanket term for an urban sophisticate with advanced sexual technique. Usually, but by no means always, prefers rock.

Note: Not to be confused with J Lo, a fat American singer.

That bloke going into Boujis is a J La.

by TheWhiteness February 25, 2009

j chillin

short for "just chillin"; made popular by D. Geraghty

-What were you doing in Irish Lit?
-j chillin and reading some Playboy of the Western World

by IrishLitWiz April 10, 2013

j cat

An individual who is looped up on psychiatric medications.

That girl's a j cat.

by Doug March 28, 2005

j/k

Just kidding, or just messing around.

You're a loser, j/k.

by phattonez June 1, 2006

PB&J

The act of smearing jelly on the ass of one partner and peanut butter on the ass of the other. Both get down on their hands and knees facing away from each other and proceed to slam their butt cheeks into one another until the jelly and peanut butter are clearly spread and mixed. Whenever the partners see fit they may stop, take a piece of bread, wipe their partner's butt cheeks clean, and consume their prize.

Honey, break out the tarp, we're gonna get our PB&J on tonight.

by Mampar June 16, 2011

j bro

A derogatory term used to describe:

(1) A spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails

(2) A poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence

Sometimes used by Anglo-Americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward Italians, Jews, Eastern Europeans and even Irish

Also slang for jabroni

Bro 1: "Look at that j bro over there, what a wop! Who let him in?"
Bro 2: "I wish I knew. What kind of bro rocks an untucked black button down? And hair gel?!"
Bro 1: "A j bro, obviously. And chinstrap sideburns, to boot!"

by The Brocrastinator December 10, 2009