Flesh off

The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.

Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!

by Swift1y April 21, 2022

fall off the curb

Getting your ass handed to you by a group of Marines.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!

by enim frater December 18, 2012

Fuck Off

FUCK OFF MEANS BEAT IT, NOT BEAT IT IN THE CONTEXT OF MASTURBATING. BEAT IT ALSO MEANS BEATING THE DICK TILL IT CUMS.

FUCK OFF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, i say to an imaginary alien.

by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022

Off-Twitter

Usually stated in preface to a spoken, offline expression of an opinion that would risk disapproval, backlash or cancellation if posted on social media.

"I support trans rights, but off-Twitter, I don't think it's fair for trans-men to compete on women's teams."

by Outta Sight August 5, 2022

Off the worm

OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.

After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.

by rewolf7 July 8, 2014

Chroming Off

when you listen to CHROMAKOPIA and stroke your little Tyler after each song

Person 1: "Ough I'm chroming off right now"
St. Chroma: "Good boy"

by @threealaj November 20, 2024

Joshing off

Basically jacking off but in abandoned buildings

"who was joshing off behind that old Denny's I can see the ooze on the wall"

by MtotheO-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r July 13, 2024