secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.

"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."

by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025

Butt Tongue

A tongue that comes from your butt. An insult to someone. An expression or way of saying something sucks.

Have you checked your butt tongue today? You're such a butt tongue! or Man, that seriously sucks butt tongue!

by Laugh Attack February 11, 2009

Butt Chuckle

When you laugh so hard you fart as you're laughing.

That joke was so funny it made me butt chuckle.

by OneDumbMarine July 10, 2017

Alaskan butt sex

We're two people will take one icicle and put it in both there butthole and start moving back and forth on it eachtime touching checks until both people have an ice burn surrounding there anus

My rear-end is cold and sore after our Alaskan butt sex yesterday

by Juice cake April 21, 2024

Butt-chuck

The act of pooping and throwing up at the same time

“I got so drunk last night, I was butt-chucking this morning”

by Cojodojo June 27, 2025

butt walking

The term was coined based on the fact butt walkers walk as though they either want to be in your butt, or have you in their butt, and walk trying to catch you, or themselves, in it.

Yo, this dude keeps zig-zagging and changing his speed while walking in front of me... total butt walking.

by ##########17 March 16, 2011

Grapple butt

The act of grabbing the mans butt while performing oral and pulling closer.

She's great at giving head, she grapple butts.

by Aptv October 29, 2011