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Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009
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butt grub

Dirty, dried up slop. Normally caused when butt slop is untreated and gets all dry and crusty. It also will smell really bad, especially when having sexual orientation.
I've got butt grub all up in my butthole, and it's really nasty
by Buttslopper-oo April 19, 2018
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butt potato

by zorgylp February 21, 2018
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Butt Chugger’s

by ihysyd July 18, 2025
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April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
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Butt muncher

Someone who doesn’t just kiss booty, but also licks and chews on it. (Usually in a gay way).
by StinkySteve_theRealONE July 2, 2024
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RUT IN THE BUTT

So people may say to you, " YOU ARE IN A RUT" BUTT you can say , we all have a RUT IN THE BUTT.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021
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