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One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
by dirtshirty May 5, 2024
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One bap

Me and Dave went behind Tesco for a ONE BAP
by Slebogs r us February 20, 2020
mugGet the One bapmug.

torch one

Guy 1: Hey man do you want to go torch one? Its monkey paw. Guy 2: Hell yes bro I haven't tasted that strain in years.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2021
mugGet the torch onemug.

one night wank

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.
Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.
by Shaggy_Magic December 3, 2018
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Charlotte A. (not allington its a different one)

Bolshevik prick whos madly in love with Gabe (not goodchild a different one)
Very ginger and sorta a fucking pain
No sense of humour and very fecken stressy
Wont stop giving me the fuck me eyes
Sorta selfish and mean and lacks self awareness and agressivly introverted and violent
Charlotte A. (not allington its a different one): I will break your other collarbone
Gabe (not goodchild a different one): Wtfc
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Oneli

A person that is very sexually frustrated that they are willing to anything anywhere.
I Oneli you in the temple
by Oneli November 22, 2021
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by one/by 1

A stupid term used by stupid Malaysian/Indonesian PUBG MOBILE/MOBILE LEGEND players to challenge someone to have a 1-on-1 battle with them.
sok jago lu, by one/by 1 sini
kau tak payah nak acah la, by one/by 1 la mari
by akir19122001 October 21, 2021
mugGet the by one/by 1mug.

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