Fell off a skateboard

when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?

Brian: i Fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam thats crazy

by Dawson's gay January 6, 2022

Off the Jones

On heroine that smack that devil crack the flint water on a spoon

That brother off the Jones

by D’Ralph April 14, 2021

Jilling off

The act of female masturbation.

Becky was caught Jilling off to lesbian porn.

by danndeeman March 13, 2022

Friend Off

To delete your friend off of facebook

Dude we are not talking you are friend off.

by lalu2002 February 3, 2010

Doors off

When you usually say “wheels off” in a restaurant but then the “walk- in door locks itself and you literally have to close down and take the door off it’s hinges to get in to the walk-in fridge.

I don’t know what happened at On The Border Sunday night. It’s doors off In that place! Here’s my two week notice!

by Lizease May 2, 2020

blown off course

(Being, verb): in Nordic countries such as Canada, coming late to work because of a snowstorm or icestorm.

I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather; however, being blown off course is not an excuse.

by Sexydimma April 12, 2015

Pulling the front bumper off

To masterbate (for a male).

It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!

by Gunggung September 27, 2021