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how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022
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An insult originating from Angelina Pivarnick on Jersey Shore when she was kicked out the shore house.
It was directed towards Mike "the situation" when he called her a loser.
When your mad at someone and need an insult.
"Get away from me you look 40 bro get some botox."
by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022
mugGet the You look 40 bro get some botoxmug.

National Get a Girlfriend Day

November 27th YOU must get a girl friend this day
National Get a Girlfriend Day u have to get a gf at ll costs
by Raidzzxd October 31, 2021
mugGet the National Get a Girlfriend Daymug.

don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
mugGet the don't get your ham in a twistmug.

get your head back on

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.
Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!
by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020
mugGet the get your head back onmug.

Get Gillis'd

When you work very hard to make in the entertainment industry and finally land a gig of major substance, only to have that gig revoked because of something you said previously while trying to be cool and edgy.
I can't tell those jokes, people would be outraged, and I'm not trying to get Gillis'd when I finally make it.
by Kandydoesntkare September 16, 2019
mugGet the Get Gillis'dmug.

Get got

Homosexual slang for being taken out on a date then being orally pleasured by the submissive partner.
Hey there, you feeling like you want to get got?

Only if you can unhinge your jaw!
by Incorp April 10, 2024
mugGet the Get gotmug.

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