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I love living in the city

Phrase taken from the song of the same name by Fear. Commonly used in downtown Edmonton as a way of conveying positive feelings towards the downtown area (ex. upon spotting scantily clad women) or sarcastically. (ex. upon seeing a nude homeless man arguing with a parking meter)
"Jasper ave on a Friday night? Hello drunk college girls!"
"I love living in the city!"

or

"That sure is a lovely pile of syringes in the bus shelter."
"Man, I love living in the city."
by Bent_Razor May 18, 2010
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Munk loves Maryanne more!!!

Munk loves Maryanne more!!!

If it's on Urban Dictionary it must be true :p
by botanical monkey September 27, 2010
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I love you more

Will B loves Sophia M so much that he loves her more even though she thinks she loves him more. it’s no competition
“Sophia I love you more.”
No you don’t”
“Ya I do b-word . . . beautiful
by TyusJonesHor January 17, 2019
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love me like damn

Someone immensely annoyed at giving love but receiving none in return. May kill. Watch out.
“WILL YOU JUST LOVE ME LIKE DAMN. I TRY SO HARD AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.”
by JuniorGiant January 22, 2018
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Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.

All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.

Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
by Shrek’s Little Slut May 2, 2022
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Love 'em and Leave 'em

Gene Simmons sounded good on Love 'em and Leave 'em, didn't he?
by Me69 April 17, 2006
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i love you

aka i want to waste a couple months of you’re live
i love you and i will always be there for you
no girl he won’t he jus gonna waste your time
by spiceysaucelol September 7, 2018
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