Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.

'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'

by beetee-> May 17, 2010

Going Shitting

Grabbing your car, three buddies, and proceeding to drive around downtown with all the windows down screeming verbal abuse at people, started with things as simple as "shit", gravitating to things like "how much", to girls of corners; then finally proceeding to gauge their reactions

I am so bored, dude, we're going shitting, I wanna verbally own some a-holes

by Cloughszbest September 21, 2008

blunt shit

the tobacco that is dumped from a cigar. when rolling a blunt you cut lengthwise down a cigar; when you slide/dump the tobacco out, it looks like fecal matter.

I'm breaking up the greens; you shit the blunt.
The ashtray was full of blunt shit and cigarette butts.

by *rach March 10, 2008

shit skid

when your so focused on taking a dump you don't realize you shat on your balls

YO fellas, after Mexican last night i was so desperate to drop my load i didn't realized i got shit skid all over the back of my nuts!

by pinball_w1zard October 2, 2007

shit splatters

when something nasty or revolting splatters

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!

Guy 2: Why didn't you?

Guy 1: Shit splatters.

by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008

shit sandwich

A desperate, fatally dangerous military combat situation.

There was machine gun fire from the front and flanks and mortars on top of that. We were in a genuine shit sandwich, so we called in arty and air strikes.

by dmj64 August 24, 2014

Shit-pop

A used condom, that is then ripped up, duct taped back together and is then filled with a massive shit, frozen and eaten with red, metal chopsticks.

Want to make a black shit-pop?
Hell yeah mother fucker!

by PenisLova6969420 March 25, 2017