Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.

Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own

by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023

European Dog

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".

That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.

by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get

Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke

by Mad dog watchers November 18, 2023

Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni

by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023

Infinite Hot Dog Paradox

If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.

Dude have you heard of the Infinite Hot Dog Paradox? Yeah, it made Dean go crazy.

by Pistachio Brothers December 25, 2023

Dog shit

short term for a young rich nigga

“I pop out dog shit these hoes thought I was broke” - BabyKia

by Xynkota December 28, 2023