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keep your face to yourself

Someone that’s kissing or trying to kiss another person. Keep your face away.
He always tried to smooch my girl. Bro just keep your face to yourself .
by Realbossish January 16, 2020
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literally nut on my face

when someone is so fine u want them to just nut on ur face 😍😀
dreadheads are so fine i want them to literally nut on my face
by user826492017464783829274 November 5, 2023
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Socrates Face

Pronounced (SOE-CRATES FACE)

An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
BAAHAAHAAHA SOCRATES FACE!!
by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010
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face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.
Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches
by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018
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splatter face

The name you call someone after you give them a facial.
Hey you know Eddie G? I made his mom a splatter face last night.
by Daddies Big Girl February 26, 2017
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Bathtub Face

Anytime a girl's makeup runs over her face due to tears or precipitation giving the appearance that she has been recently crying...most likely in a bathtub behind a locked door.
I broke up with my girlfriend last Monday and she has had bathtub face all week.
by dweezey February 20, 2011
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Brazilian stink face

Where you scratch your ass bare handed to add a stink to your slaps or punches
Oh god Jeremy Brazilian stink faces me last night at our fight
by The man man October 26, 2020
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