cock juggling thunder cunt

a hairy slut who enjoys sucking vinegary pussy/dick. or saggy balls. it depends.

alen - the cock juggling thunder cunt took my money and my pants...
david - why your pants?
alen - she claimed she didnt have any.
david - wait, so what was she wearing?
alen - nothing. and she said if i didnt get naked too she would bite my dick off...
david - dude, why did you call her over then?
alen - she's been hidding in my garage for a few months, i thought she could use something in her mouth.

by shelovedx January 17, 2008

sassafrass cock dick

when one dude likes to rub on trees

danté is a fucking sassafrass cock dick, he loves my mom.

by the cookies May 1, 2004

Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

The hole of a fag that has been blasted by the cock.

Matt Brown is a Cock Blasted Fag-Hole

by Vincent1367 January 8, 2009

Cock Craving Disorder

A term used by many people jealous of the LAN, or often mad about something. Many people within the group of ALA are known as the CM's or "Cockmongers".

ALA: Dude, you're suffering from the cock craving disorder..
LAN: Yeah well you're just a cockmonger.
ALA: ...

by the other black guy from lan June 12, 2011

suck my cock

sucking a private part you dumb idiot

Hey girls suck my cock, it's big and juicy

by vcbfghntjrytegfsda December 20, 2019

Thick as a donkey's cock

Descriptive of someone who is particularly, mentally challenged.

There's no point in asking George W, he's as thick as a donkey's cock

by Sean's X Type Cat July 8, 2012

Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler

Some one who not only sucks cock but fondles your balls

Colten is such a cock gobbling ball juggler

by crazy9 September 14, 2009