butt walking

The term was coined based on the fact butt walkers walk as though they either want to be in your butt, or have you in their butt, and walk trying to catch you, or themselves, in it.

Yo, this dude keeps zig-zagging and changing his speed while walking in front of me... total butt walking.

by ##########17 March 16, 2011

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

butt

your booty cheacks

. my butt hole burns from my red poop

ikr

by TAY TAY AND CART CART February 18, 2022

Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.

Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.

by flybotworld March 7, 2025

Nerd Butt

A man or woman's butt that has become so flat from multiple hours of sitting at a computer, it assumes the shape of a pancake.

"Damn son look at that nerd butt, what do they do to get that?"
"They work in IT"

by TheKrispyDog May 10, 2021

Butt

A beautiful part of your body; it mostly produces farts, or poop at the most. Also is companyed by your butt crack and butt cheeks. (Aka, 2 Krabby Patty buns. SpongeBob is happy to hear this.)

"Wow! I fell today, and now my BUTT hurts! What will I do?"
"My BUTT has never felt this good after a fart."
"I just took a big Number 2, and now my BUTT feels better."

by Danny's Definitions! June 11, 2018

doo doo butt

when you shid and fard in your pantaloons and then you cum

doo doo butt all over me daddy

by epic fard guy February 6, 2019