one arm willie

Checking both earrings with one hand

Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!

by Frannie&edgar March 16, 2014

balls, big ones

a phrase Tommyinnit used describe what he wanted one time

"what item do you want in minecraft Tommy?"
"balls, big ones"

by anundesireduser June 20, 2022

Ons

An acronym for Owari No Seraph (seraph of the end). An anime about an abused gay sexy blonde vampire, trying to rescue his King of salt from the humans experiments.

Have you finished ons yet?
Yes, and I'm dead now. Ferid is a dick.

by Yoi1999 October 26, 2017

One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.

Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.

by NorthernPython January 16, 2017

relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

No One Needs To Know

Am I dreamin' or stupid?
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now

We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now

by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024

large ones

Another way of saying that somebody is being irrationally angry, or is having a go at you.

My girlfriend was giving it the large ones last night

by CoDCrafted October 11, 2023