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It Was One Time

It Was One time
IWOT

Used when someone did something really disgusting/terrible/outrageous they probably regret, and wish people would stop bringing it up. "It was one time!"

(...But was it really?)
"John! I heard you got so drunk you passed out in a urinal in your own vomit with your pants down!"

"Jeezus Chris. It Was One Time!"

"Hey Carl wasn't it your sister who went code brown on a police car and lit it on fire last summer?"

"C'mon man! Leave it alone. IWOT ."
by Amanders Lee January 5, 2018
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shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny
bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*
by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008
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There are two meanings- one suggests positive, peaceful and proactive approach to potential conflicts-
The other is to eliminate any potential future problems before they have a chance to become one.
The best advice I can give is- live your life as strife-free as possible by avoiding any conflict. The best way to defeat an enemy is to ensure they never become one.
by MÄTThëBRÄTT April 13, 2025
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Two Girls, One Cup

Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.
(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”
by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025
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Number One

A descriptor of someone of great importance or just an amazing person.
"Yeah, Stefan Karl is the real number one!"
by Sparkythedef October 2, 2018
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One up

One up from the least desirable bag of weed to buy
It's one up bro said the Waihekean to his stoner mate meaning the bag of weed is shit
by Gangha girl May 26, 2024
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