Jenny ; "hey Beth look at that dirty old pervert trying it on with that young lady at the bar he's got no chance"
Beth; "OH NO that's a Southey sex pest we better leave before he tries to touch one of us plus he's got a chode And he's not afraid to use it"
Beth; "OH NO that's a Southey sex pest we better leave before he tries to touch one of us plus he's got a chode And he's not afraid to use it"
by LEWIS SIMPSON October 19, 2017
Get the southey sex pest mug.When one lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex, characterized as being boring and lacking passion.
Sex with Lisa was so awkward the first time it was like banging a gingerbread man.
I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.
I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.
by JBeee June 30, 2011
Get the Gingerbread Man Sex mug.What happens when two persons (who are married or otherwise partnered to each other) use their mouths to stimulate each other's bodies sexually.
These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are always in an established long-term relationship or married. So they are always older than 35.
The main differences between 'oral sex - no limits' and the other kinds of oral sex is that:
There are no limits to the parts of either body that can be stimulated in this way, which is further enhanced by the fact that ...
There are no time limits, nobody has to leave because they are both at home and beholden to no other person.
Most married persons find that their enjoyment of this increases with passing time. They aren't kids anymore and every time this is practised it just gets better.
These two persons can be of the same or opposite sex but they are always in an established long-term relationship or married. So they are always older than 35.
The main differences between 'oral sex - no limits' and the other kinds of oral sex is that:
There are no limits to the parts of either body that can be stimulated in this way, which is further enhanced by the fact that ...
There are no time limits, nobody has to leave because they are both at home and beholden to no other person.
Most married persons find that their enjoyment of this increases with passing time. They aren't kids anymore and every time this is practised it just gets better.
For over thirty years I have had a lot of heaven regularly because my wife and I enjoy oral sex - no limits.
by StillSexuallyActive February 4, 2010
Get the oral sex - no limits mug.M: hey man, what about the bloody sex horse ?
B: yah it's kinda expensive but it's worth it
M: you disgust me
B: yah it's kinda expensive but it's worth it
M: you disgust me
by phillipine king December 7, 2009
Get the bloody sex horse mug.A mandatory party in which upon arrival everyone must have sex immediately. Occasionally thrown to as a pre-test to the completion of a Sex Education course.
Bob: Hey Kelly it's nearly the end of the semester! Are you going to the Mandatory Sex Party tonight.
Kelly: Well it IS required for a passing grade.
Bob: Sweet! I'll definitely see you there. *creepy wink*
Kelly: Well it IS required for a passing grade.
Bob: Sweet! I'll definitely see you there. *creepy wink*
by Terry Burnettersumthing August 26, 2010
Get the Mandatory Sex Party mug.Matt and Nikki love AFI and they are both really sexy, so they should get a matching tattoo of AFI and later on, Have hardcore sex and make it last all night. Matt & Nikki need an AFI SEX TAT!
by Matty Havok August 25, 2007
Get the AFI SEX TAT mug.They wanted a male to live on their family name so they committed sex selective infanticide until that male was born.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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