No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 04, 2019

jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

by wabiisabii October 24, 2016

off the noggin

Someone who is under the influence to an extreme.

Friend: Wow did you seen Tim at the party? He was so drunk!
Me: I know he was off the noggin.

by Yahnuthin September 28, 2017

dogging me off

annoying me or being taken for a mug

e.g.

This brooklands college course is dogging me off!

by kaptainkippa November 30, 2013

off a lick

When you’re super faded and you got cotton mouth and your lips are dry and you gotta lick em to keep em hydrated

Man this Zaza got me off a lick

by StainboyP August 23, 2021

tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018

gone off Milkybar

When you leave a Milkybar out too long and it goes slimy.

The gone off Milkybar tastes like slime.

by Debskelly1985 March 05, 2023