Twisting One Off

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.
by EldonTKD August 9, 2021
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Yer one

Used to refer to someone you can't remember or don't know the name of, most commonly heard in Ireland.

It can refer to anyone, but it's mostly used to refer to women, as the female equivalent of 'yer man'.

Sometimes spelt/pronounced as 'yer wan'
Person 1: Sure dija see yer one at the pub the other day?

Person 2: Yer man's bird? I thought she was on her holliers
Person 1: Yeh sure she's only gone and fecked off wit yer fella, an' not a word to the poor lad, sure he's heartbroken but i didn't tell you that.
Person 2: sure jaezus, what a slag
by servvo1 December 21, 2021
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grindin' one out

Masturbating to the point where you're basically grinding your penis
"Bro, did you SEE Tyler grindin' one out? That dude's nasty!"
by RaresGheorghiu February 1, 2021
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One

one
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by And good morning June 19, 2020
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cold blue one

Slang for Bud Light. Brewed in St.Louis, Missouri
Hey Cletus, you wanna hit the dirt roads and put back some cold blue ones?
by Dr. Helpy Helperton April 12, 2019
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One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.
Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.
by DevientGenie May 27, 2016
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One Beer Asshole

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
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