Jill off

Another word for jack off

Hey I'm gonna go jill off ill talk to you later

by Chrimus December 9, 2018

get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 23, 2010

Get Up Off That Jucie

Stop with your bullshit, lieing, or kidding. Orginated at Fayetteville State University(North Carolina) by freshmen in Harris Hall.

Yo I just saw that dude?
--GET UP OFF THAT JUCIE! For real?

by TeamHunnies December 7, 2010

getting off on

Getting excited over the misery or fear of other people.

The politicians always getting off on the fact that they get away with murder.

by Doctor WTF May 11, 2022

Jig-off

In the Super Smash Bro’s. Community, “jig-off” is known as an 8-player match that consists of only playing the Jigglypuff character.

Hey, are you guys ready to play a Jig-off?

by fangys88 July 12, 2020

gone off lemon juice

When you leave lemon juice out too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off lemon juice tastes like acid.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023

Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"

"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"

by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025