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homemade sex doll

the sex doll which is produced after months of saving up one's shit and then sculpting it into the shape of a woman. the doll is usually destroyed while making love to it for the first time because of its delicate nature. the user of the doll will usually contract many diseases from the experience.
hey man, i finished my homemade sex doll this morning, im going home for a root!
by stia-styles July 29, 2007
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Vinegar butt sex

The act of pouring vinegar in a bunghole amd pounding it.
I got a bottle of vinegar and poured it in her bunghole and started pounding it like a fresh field in India. We had hot vinegar butt sex.
by Vinegar Butt Sex June 2, 2017
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Kylie the "Sex Therapist"

On-Air radio "Therapist", (FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY). She's a truly genuine person, a charming girl with a heart of gold, sarcastic sense of humour, and extremely intelligent.
Not to mention absolutely incredible boobs, she will knock you off your feet with just one stare. She's got this sexy geek look with the perfect little glasses, and a love of Spider-man. Known to be one of the most incredible people you will ever meet. Without a doubt, the hottest red head in radio.
"Did you go out last night?"

"No, Kylie the "Sex Therapist" was on the radio."

"Dude, I can't believe I missed it! She's the best and so smoking hot!"
by JoeyForrest June 17, 2011
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Sex Toys for Men

Sex toys for men come in various designs and specifications. While those who are familiar to sex toys do not find any difficulty in choosing one but beginners often find themselves in a hitch over the selection. The more the options are, the greater is the confusion. If you want to know how to choose sex toys for men, you have landed at the right place. Just give 5 minutes of your time and you will have a detailed knowledge on the matter as soon as you reach the end.
<b>Male Sex Toys</b>
Male sex toys come in two basic forms-

A) Masturbators

B) Performance boosters

The performance boosters include the penis ring which is known to delay the climax and help to last longer in bed. The ring is wear at the penis base and there is usually a vibrator attached to it. The vibrator is meant to give a pulsating thrill to the male testes or to the female clitoris during the sexual intercourse. Thus penis ring is not just male sex toy but also sex toy for couple’s fun.

When someone talks about sex toys for men, masturbators come to mind initially. Most of the sex toys for men are made super soft like the inside of a vagina. They give a realistic penetrating sensation and you can imagine yourself having real sex while you masturbate with it. The shape and the texture differ from one masturbator to another. Some are meant to be held by hand while some are meant to be hands-free. Those sex toys for men which are hands-free are most sought after like the Sex Doll for men.
While masturbators target on giving the pleasure of real sex, some sex toys for men like Auto Rotation Lover have gone an extra mile. With the auto rotation lover, you do not even have to thrust your way in and out the sex toy; all you have to do is to insert your penis into the orifice of the auto rotation lover and press the start button. The rotations make sure that you keep flying into the realm of extreme bliss until you ejaculate. Just a simple button press and you are ready to enjoy the gusts of sexual pleasure without a partner.
by Akash@sexcare September 23, 2017
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Bus stop sex

A sexual act which is performed at a faster tempo than normal. A method of performing sex in which foreplay is absent. Also referred to as a "quickie". A term used to describe duration; as in "hurry the bus is coming!"
"Come on girl, how about a little bus stop sex?"
by Goodfood September 27, 2014
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angry bread sex

When you're playing the video game I Am Bread, and want to break something, so you use the bread to hump it off the shelf.
Man, I was watching Jay play I Am Bread, but he hated the plants,so he had angry bread sex with them 'till they broke.
by Liquormage August 12, 2017
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bathroom sex rules

if the female goes into the male bathroom the female was the one that wanted to get piped.

if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.
guy 1: damn they doing it in the guys bathroom.

guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules
by charlie perc March 26, 2020
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