A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.
by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009
mugGet the Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipemug.
I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this by taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the game or a contributor to Coach Clappy's offense.
Suzie: "Jordy sounds like a little bitch who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!
by Derek Elston's beard... February 26, 2011
mugGet the I'm going to take my ball and go home!mug.
dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny
you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball
by bluebear March 31, 2020
mugGet the dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ballmug.
Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.
Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
by von groovy June 28, 2017
mugGet the dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittensmug.
What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.
Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.
by dalejr237 February 24, 2009
mugGet the Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Pursemug.
A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.
A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.
by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022
mugGet the A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.mug.

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