No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Butt pirate

When a football team (who are the pirates) win a game and they like it up the butt to eachother on their bus to each game that is away.

The butt pirate likes a lot of men in the same bus.

by Shaddicks November 8, 2025

butt sore

When some one is upset about a certain situation or its outcome

Bill sure was Butt sore about how much his colonoscopy was going to cost.

by bigfreaky March 31, 2017

Butt to mouth

Where a man has anal and then immediately after has a blowjob. Typically used in porn for the kinky horndogs. Fuckin’ yucky

Person 1: yo my girl agreed to do butt to mouth last night.
Person 2: how did she say it tasted?
Person 1: like shit and she hated it but dude i nut so hard
Person 2: nioce

by Porn_termsicko August 25, 2019

Dirty butt

Noun; Dir-ty-butt (Dur-tee-buht)

1. A hoe with inch or longer fingernails.

2. A thot that will lay on the ground for you to hit for a half gram.

I’m finna pull up on this dirty butt at the dollar store.

by Dewayne c June 14, 2024

Butt pie

But pie is when people have anal sex and then go down on each other.

#1 Man, I clowned that girl. # 2 How? I have her a Butt pie, but I didn't eat back!

by Sasha#forgetaboutit February 9, 2019

Butt Sunday

Butt Sunday is where you just send a picture of your butt to every group chat you are in. It doesn’t have to be naked, it can be clothed. Just a butt pic on Butt Sunday.

Connor: Hey did you send a butt pic to the group chat yet?

Chelsea: No, why?

Connor: It’s Butt Sunday, you gotta send a butt pic in every group chat you are in.

Chelsea: I didn’t know that, I’ll get right on it!

by FudgePudding715 January 21, 2024