Dirty Submarine

The act of using your nose and face to gently burrow into the cheeks of your partner. Once inside, agressively shake your head side to side while making a propeller sound through your mouth. Imgaine motorboating in the rear.

The other day this fat chick bent down in front of me so I decided to dirty submarine her.

by Scomar November 24, 2009

Dirty Calvin

1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.

2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.

3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...

Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.

by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010

dirty worm

The sexual act of an uncircumcised man wearing 3 ribbed condoms and thrashing a woman's anus after she has taken a crap, then getting the woman to bite the top of the condom and blow the load in her face.

Chad: Hey Dave, what are you doing tonight?

Dave: I was gonna slip your mom the dirty worm then explode on her face.

Chad: ... Sounds fun!

by Donkie December 24, 2008

dirty secret

When you are doing a girl from behind, you softly pull her hair back and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"

I was getting bored of Christina, so I figured the quickest way to end it was to share with her my dirty secret.

by skimordie April 8, 2008

Dirty Hippy

While two parties are eating out each other's ass, one party farts in the second party's mouth.

He gave me a dirty hippy without any warning!

by lukevw22 December 20, 2010

Dirty Turtle

A black and Tan with Guiness on top and Terrapin Rye Ale (Athens GA) on bottom. Also known as dirty Turds

Yo. Bar keep throw a dirty turtle my way. Dont let my glass be empty, or ill kill a baby.

by figpenagain March 20, 2009

dirty dick

Done alot in the Navy. When someone junior told to get a cup of coffee from someone senior. The junior sailor rim the senior person cup with his penis. Junior sailor may leave an alittle extra for the senior sailor in his cup like a pubic hair.

Hey Seaman John Doe get me a fresh cup of coffee. Roger that Chief. Seaman Doe gets the coffee from the mess decks(Galley) go to the head(restroom)and rims(dirty dick)the Chief coffee cup with his penis. Seaman Doe head back to the Chief to hand him his fresh cup coffee. Chief drank it. Damn good cup coffee Seaman Doe. You welcome Chief.

by Rltipster December 15, 2008