Dirty Fucker

Josh Khan because he perv's over 13 year old girls like Juliet from Romeo and Juliet.

Josh! Don't be such a Dirty Fucker and stop perving over Juliet! You and Friar Lawrence are so alike!

by Francesca November 29, 2004

Dirty Calvin

1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.

2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.

3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...

Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.

by Sharkpuncher July 12, 2010

Dirty Submarine

The act of using your nose and face to gently burrow into the cheeks of your partner. Once inside, agressively shake your head side to side while making a propeller sound through your mouth. Imgaine motorboating in the rear.

The other day this fat chick bent down in front of me so I decided to dirty submarine her.

by Scomar November 24, 2009

dirty oyster

Cuming in a girls ass and then sucking it out.

Man, last night i gave her a dirty oyster... then threw up.

by Choondler April 10, 2006

dirty secret

When you are doing a girl from behind, you softly pull her hair back and whisper in her ear "I have AIDS"

I was getting bored of Christina, so I figured the quickest way to end it was to share with her my dirty secret.

by skimordie April 09, 2008

dirty worm

The sexual act of an uncircumcised man wearing 3 ribbed condoms and thrashing a woman's anus after she has taken a crap, then getting the woman to bite the top of the condom and blow the load in her face.

Chad: Hey Dave, what are you doing tonight?

Dave: I was gonna slip your mom the dirty worm then explode on her face.

Chad: ... Sounds fun!

by Donkie April 03, 2007

Dirty Hippy

While two parties are eating out each other's ass, one party farts in the second party's mouth.

He gave me a dirty hippy without any warning!

by lukevw22 December 20, 2010