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One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.
When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.
by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011
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Hole-In-One!

During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.
She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!
by SoloStroker June 22, 2021
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Catch him on his ones

Wait til I catch him on his ones g it's on sight
by anonymous March 7, 2023
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wanna make one

The thing boys say to girls asking if they wanna make a baby
by Thatonebrit January 5, 2024
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One in a million

You bring out the best in me. You make me a better version of myself. You're one in a million.
by Out&About November 28, 2021
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one arm workout

when a man grabs his erect penis and starts pounding it like a jack rabbit
i did the one arm workout so fast

(masterbate)
by Owen Ryley December 8, 2017
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