cock juggling thunder cunt

a whore who is often referred to as the "dumpster," they will fuck anyone, regardless of disease or age. they are the cheapest and dirties

"hey john, all thats left is that cock juggling thunder cunt. lets try somewhere else"

by the mughty fuzzy bunny. August 25, 2006

Dirty horse cock fucker

When a dirty ass slut gets tired of all the niggers big ass cocks she results in fucking a horse that has a 2ft cock that comes out her throat when the horse thrusts and leaves her vagina looser than a gay mans asshole in hollywood.

Guy 1: Dude my gf just broke up with me.
Guy 2: Oh I knew it was her fucking that horse on the side of the road!
Guy 1: Fucking dirty horse cock fucker!!

by bendover right now ho May 5, 2008

dirty rotten cock sucker

A dirty skanky trailer trash ho, who sucks a cock that has genital warts with pus excreting from the dick hole.

jessica likes to be a dirty rotten cock sucker and make 25 cents every time she gives head

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009

Poop Cock Cum Sock

Something that daddy sticks up my ass.

Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.

by Loadonmychode October 29, 2020

(T.C.B) Tactical cock-block

basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.

ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.

they do it.

she runs of screaming.

guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."

and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block

by tcb master September 20, 2011

International Cock Block Day

Every May 25th is International Cock Block Day

International Cock Block day is today that is why i was between u and your girl

by jokes1910 October 2, 2011