dirty rotten cock sucker

A dirty skanky trailer trash ho, who sucks a cock that has genital warts with pus excreting from the dick hole.

jessica likes to be a dirty rotten cock sucker and make 25 cents every time she gives head

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009

International Cock Block Day

Every May 25th is International Cock Block Day

International Cock Block day is today that is why i was between u and your girl

by jokes1910 October 2, 2011

son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore

Someone with an extremely bad personality or attitude .

My Ex-husband is such a son-of-a-cock-sucking-whore!

by R2CUL8_1 March 28, 2015

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

cock sucking bitch ass

A term used for someone who pisses you off and you have nothing else to say

Man that guy is a cock sucking bitch ass

by Skull115 November 16, 2017

Humbler (Cock and Ball Torture)

A humbler (Cock and Ball Torture) is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene. The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing anything from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.

A humbler (cock and ball torture) is kinda like a pair of handcuffs a police officer uses because a wearer is forced to keep his legs forward.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020