National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Send Nudes day

May 20th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Titu23 June 7, 2018

National Hate Kimsey Day

A day to celebrate hating Kimsey.

Happy October 30th! Or should I say, happy National Hate Kimsey day!

by Googooboy October 29, 2022

national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

National give Mary head day

Every feamale named Mary shall receive head on this day

Mary u finna get some hear national give Mary head day

by Jsjdhdjvdjx October 19, 2019

National booty pic day

June 27

You have to send someone a booty pic

Its national booty pic day lemme see yo ass

by carlton4848 June 27, 2023

National tiddy pic day

April 11th is national tiddy pic day. On national tiddy pic day whoever you show this to has gotta send you a tiddy pic.

I show Jackie a screenshot of the definition NATIONAL TIDDY PIC DAY, and she sent a tiddy pic!

by ILoveTiddies April 10, 2022