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Lila's cock (9 inches)

This giant biological marvel baffles scientists worldwide to this day. She is like 5% horse and has about 10% of the world's cock mass. this exceptional specimen has been under research since 1902, when lila's descendants first discovered the prophecy of lila's descent. the horse god in human disguise, a cock that rivals that of a sperm whale. it is hard not to look at her absolute unit of a cock, it is so big that it generates it's own gravitational pull. try not to look directly at it or else there is a high chance of getting blinded. no mortal is capable of looking at it without facing the consequences. to mere mortals, the cock may look as bright as 1000000000 suns. #9inchcock
Lila's cock (9 inches) is scaring the children !
put your MASSIVE cock away!!
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whore face cock master

a whore who is a mater of all cocks and or wieners
sally is a whore face cock master for stealing my boyfriend.
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Free style cock sucker

A new age skill, that even some have learned to master, some are professionals and It is said once in a blue moon one of these free style cock suckers will use no hands.
Damn, you should of seen the old ass bitch free style cock sucking, I think hes one of those freestyle cock sucker's.

The Free Style Cock Sucker competition tickets just sold out I hope we can get some.
by Samual929 October 5, 2007
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Drip off the ol' cock

Chip off the ol' block, being similar to ones father.
"wow he has his father's temper!"

"Yeah, he's a Drip off the ol' cock alright!"
by i'mcuttingedge April 28, 2009
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hot cock vaginal sex

An act in which the cock is heated prior to coitus
Mr Speaker I'd like to bring forth the legislation enforcing hot cock vaginal sex among the people of this country
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I'll Beat Your Cock In

A phrase often used as a comeback to catch someone off gaurd.
Bob: You're a Shit Fucker!
Bill: Shut Up! I'LL BEAT YOUR COCK IN!!!
by Spencer Tubbs August 13, 2006
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cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!
by merryment May 8, 2005
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