i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

by GENERAL DALADY December 9, 2018

I have to tell u something

1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach

2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u

1
Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
2
Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something

Me:oh ok what’s up

Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening

by Mainbitch2.0 February 28, 2019

the only thing i know for real

Verse 1
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood- (blood) -shed (shed)
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

guy1:hey did u hear that banger song i sent you?
guy2:no?
guy1:u should listen to it because its the only thing i know for real

by your normal mgr fan September 16, 2022

should i go take a shower

Yes. You stink like ass. Go shower.

Person 3:"should i go take a shower?"
Person 4:"yes."

by Asi8 February 25, 2022

i got me some cudi

when you have recently got some(pussy)

yo, i got me some cudi last night

by e-man! April 9, 2009

Like it? I lost my virginity to it.

It's a way of mentioning that you like that thing the most. When you really did like something very much for example a song or movie or TV show etc.

*your niggas are talking about a song*
you: murmuring the song;
nigga1: hey, you never liked it?
you: like it? I lost my virginity to it.

by redmattersite November 15, 2018