Getting stoned with two birds

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

Getting Siggy

Preforming lovemaking with at least one of a variety of Freudian Twists

Guy 1: “Aw man me and my dad were getting siggy with it last night after mom fell asleep”
Guy 2: “Did your sister join too?”

by Upside down moose July 6, 2022

Get you a block

somebody help me out with this one.. lol the O.G. said he could get me a block .. and i just kinda was like .. wym? Then i copped and bounced. Never found out what he meant.

"Nigga i can't believe i'm on urban dictionary tryna figure out with this man meant when he said he could get me a block". What does get you a block mean? and that's the definition of get you a block.

by Dro_Rose December 24, 2023

Get Sucked

Get fucked and you suck combined into one nice little package

Bob: *Spills big pot of soup*
George: “Get sucked”

by Moriarty21 September 15, 2022

you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

you need a 99 chance

but you have a 99% chance to get a 99% chance

by PugInARug July 3, 2025

gets

A dangerous function that should never be used

If you use gets() you will invoke Undefined Behavior

by anonymous February 2, 2022

Getting a soapy

The act of your sexual partner (male or female) erecting your flaccid penis and proceeding to engulf your huge wang (you wish) in several bars of soap and SHTROKING your SHMEAT like there’s no tomorrow.

Terrance just got out of the shower after getting a soapy from his hot stepbro

by anonymous August 2, 2023