dead ass

When someone fails so hardcore he basically dies, AKA getting embarrassed to hell.

Person 1: Ima do a flip, hold my beer
Person 2: Gotchu
Person 1: *lands on head*
Person 2: dead ass

by Mr. Potatus November 2, 2016

Thick ass

A big badass piece of fatty sperm covered ass. Usually tastes like addictive weed and you want to fuck it as hard as you can and usually after you just squish you come out of the owners house with a brown mouth, a hard af cock and sperm covered trousers. The owner usually is hella sexy and happy to let you numb suck their ass like there was no tomorrow and it is impossible to leave their house without at least a hard, sperm covered dick and a brown mouth.

Erected female: I am jealous of her thick ass
Horny male 1: I have a gf but you should go eat that ass

Horny male 2: *licking* I already am

by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019

soup ass

A descrption of someone's ass that is saggy and not firm. It also has a downward hang to it, like a bag of soup.

Rachel should do more squats at the gym to get rid of her "soup ass."

by Eman3737 November 29, 2004

bitch ass

To be like ben

man you remind me so much of ben your so bitch ass

by xXJanitoXx August 3, 2009

bust ass

when you slip and fall on your buttocks
you "bust ass"

Man i slipped on you mom's vag-dischage in the bathroon and busted ass.

by the golden queef January 16, 2005

punk ass

A punk is a young male street prostitute. So you're calling someone that punk's ass, which is what gets fucked all the time by who knows who, so that's bad.

Punk ass bitch

by White Wolf May 24, 2004

ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches

Him a ass monkey when it come to women.

by daedalus October 3, 2003