Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...

Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????

by Filthy fly February 27, 2019

Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ. 8=======D

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Suck Off A Frosty

To absolutely obliterate a Wendy's Frosty via straw or other sucking device.

"Wendy's is mid but I could always suck off a frosty."

by NixussNightfall January 3, 2024

Stop the world and let me off!

You use this phrase when someone repeats a story over and over or if a person is just spouting bull shit. Instead of saying "You're full of it.", you can say (in a sarcastic tone) "Well....stop the world and let me off".

It's also an appropriate response to a big surprise.

"Did you hear the news? Sally is pregnant!"

"After all these years!? Well, stop the world and let me off!"

by Weird Gonzo July 23, 2022

#off-topic

A channel full of people that spam the .love, .urban, and .roast commands.

Go back to #off-topic to act homosexual, not #global-lounge.

by greeenblox February 2, 2021