national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

National Kiss Ryan Day

October 14th is National Kiss Ryan Day.

Me: Yo what day is it today?

Ryan: Its national kiss ryan day

by Iskdjshtign October 14, 2022

National head day

On May 4th is When you’re king or queen gives you some good head

Man: aye it’s national head day
Girl: I got you hunny * proceeds to suck til cum*

by Capt_Bagger79 May 4, 2022

National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.

"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."

by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022

National Bully May Day

National Bully May Day is a day where everybody gets to bully May and no one questions it. May 18th is national bully May Day

Today is National Bully May Day.

by MasterScrewer2000 May 18, 2025

National Insult-a-Stonk Day

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july

National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"

by coreguy July 22, 2024