Dog

dogs are the purest beings on this earth. if you disagree you can suck my colossal dong. they are adorable but also kinda horny all the fricking time. my dog has tried to dominate my colleague's left arm 20 times. my dog likes to hump my cat.

"that dog is retarded but cute"
"what a horndog."

by aw shucks:( April 5, 2019

kick the dog

when you drug your kitvhen witch with alcohol

can we kick the dog

by Cody5050 November 15, 2020

Ur dog a thot

This insult is worse than ur family tree lgbt everytime this is said a blackhole will appear in front of the person who said this

Boston:ur mom gay
Houston:ur dad lesbian
Boston:ur sister a mister
Houston:ur brother a mother
Boston:ur granny tranny
Houston:ur grandpap a trap
Boston:ur family tree lgbt
Houston:ur ancestors an incestors
Boston:ur homie a homo
Houston:ur dog a thot
*blackhole appears whole universe get sucked*

by ryuisreal May 16, 2018

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

dog-water

-shitty
-trash(y)
-stupid
-mrs.gatlin

"this assignment is dog-water"
"what a dog-water bitch"

by dog.water.dog February 23, 2021

Dog Space

The area where a dog is looking when it looks off into space.

Maria- “Oh my GOD, my dog is staring off into space again. THERE IS A GHOST!!!”

Derek- “Nah bitch, that’s dog space.”

by ClapSlapDisD October 21, 2021

Dog

the best friend any hooman could ever ask for,

although they are cuddly and sweet, they love to play!

Chocolate labs called coco on Instagram @coco.the.chocolate.lab.cute are the best Dog

by cocothechoccylab September 28, 2020