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i had just got home from the gym, and i saw my roommate watching some TV. “heya”,i said. “hey girl”
after washing my hands and face, i poured myself a lemonade and went to watch with her. by the time i got to the couch, the lemonade was half done. i set the lemonade on the table and lay down on the couch, my head on her lap. it was at this time i noticed that she was only wearing a silk robe, no bra and panties. i looked up and saw her boob. i grabbed one and started massaging it with my hand. eventually, i put it in my mouth, and she moaned. i kept at this and i felt her pussy wet on my hair. she then stopped me and said it was her turn, so she flipped
me around and started eating me out through my yoga pants. when i was about to cum, she stopped and stripped me down. she then took off her robe, and she mashed my crotch on hers, in a scissor. then, i reached for her pussy, and we 69d till squirting point. we both squirted into the lemonade, and then i poured some into her pussy and drank that, and she did the same for me. we then went to the shower, pissed on each others faces, and went to bed. we 69d until we both fell asleep. in the morning, my roommate woke up first because of a work meeting she had to take online, but i was still really horny. while she took her meeting from the couch, i made her sit on my face for the whole hour, and i worshipped her pussy every second of it. part 2 soon ;)
i had just got home from the gym, and i saw my roommate watching some TV. “heya”,i said. “hey girl”
after washing my hands and face, i poured myself a lemonade and went to watch with her. by the time i got to the couch, the lemonade was half done. i set the lemonade on the table and lay down on the couch, my head on her lap. it was at this time i noticed that she was only wearing a silk robe, no bra and panties. i looked up and saw her boob. i grabbed one and started massaging it with my hand. eventually, i put it in my mouth, and she moaned. i kept at this and i felt her pussy wet on my hair. she then stopped me and said it was her turn, so she flipped
me around and started eating me out through my yoga pants. when i was about to cum, she stopped and stripped me down. she then took off her robe, and she mashed my crotch on hers, in a scissor. then, i reached for her pussy, and we 69d till squirting point. we both squirted into the lemonade, and then i poured some into her pussy and drank that, and she did the same for me. we then went to the shower, pissed on each others faces, and went to bed. we 69d until we both fell asleep. in the morning, my roommate woke up first because of a work meeting she had to take online, but i was still really horny. while she took her meeting from the couch, i made her sit on my face for the whole hour, and i worshipped her pussy every second of it. part 2 soon ;)
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