Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.

Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"

by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020

beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

one-pillow relationship

Refers to a couple's "close 'n' cuddly" status whereby one adoring partner usually sleeps with his/her head nestled on da other person's chest, eliminating da need for his/her own bed-pillow.

Not only do Tiffany and I totally have a "one-pillow relationship", but happily it "works in both directions", too --- either she snoozes wif her ear contentedly resting on my "warm fuzzy chest", or I savoringly lay my face on da warm silky-smooth patch above her soft ample "pillows" and doze off almost immediately.

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Took One For The Meme

When you sacrifice something to create a meme.

Bob: Yo, what happened to Randy?
Alex: He smashed his balls with a hammer to make us laugh.
Bob: That's rough, he really took one for the meme.

by Kjose December 29, 2020

One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.

Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”

by dirtshirty May 5, 2024

this one is for the boys with the booming system

A lyric thats from nicki minaj super bass

This one is for the boys with the booming system top down ac with the cooling system when he come up in the club he be blazing up got stacks on his deck like he saving up

by Yaz_123Kajuík October 28, 2023