nigga you got five?!

phrase used constantly (such as no homo) after comments so people will pitch in money.

Gino: Ay bruh you tryna go smoke some tree?
Rog: Nigga you got five?!

by WESTCOAST CUTTHROAT May 2, 2009

shop till you drop

To go hard and nonstop with any task no matter how much rejection, fatigue, or obstacles you may face. Especially when hunting for the opposite sex or consuming alcohol.

We're going out to the bar tonight. Let's pregame.
Okay let's do it, shop till you drop!

by Thislifestyle September 5, 2007

all-you-can-eat

buncha crap stuffed into a buffet just to make people fat and not earn much money beacuse the buffet is cheap

-i went out to eat yesterday
=did you?
-yeah
=where?
-oh it was an all-you-can-eat--
=oooooh
-...buffet
=yeah (cough) um i kinda gotta go bye
-why'd he go?...

by artichokegal June 16, 2005

Look Before You Shit

The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.

Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!

by Dapts March 29, 2011

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014

You gotta be shiting me

When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.

A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.

by Mr Confident July 1, 2016

i still love you

when you are trying to break up with someone but you dont want to hurt their feelings. Usually followed by : its not you, its me and you will always have a place in my heart.

i still love you but...

by real.life.consuela August 17, 2017