The Johncox Face

The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.

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Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.

Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.

by MySecondRun September 6, 2025

face tok

when your on facetime with your friend/partner and you screen share watch tiktoks for hoursss

adrian: hey i'm bored, what do u want to do?
jasmine: i'll share my screen so we can face tok

by jmoneyyyyyyyy October 12, 2023

swab face

The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging

I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening

by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021

Dog Faced Hermans

A scottish rock band which their sound is really hard to explain. I see it as a mishmash of jazz, ska, punk and noise rock. Listening to experimental bands like Dog Faced Hermans, Sonic Youth, Swans, Boris and Daughters have changed the way I look at guitar. There's definitely alot of types of chord progressions that even the most skilled guitarists don't even know about.

Dog Faced Hermans are from Scotland, my home country.

by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025

Hit face

Slapping or punching to the facials. Throat punch. Or slap.

Or something like an object hits your face. Just happened:(

Hit face that boy!

by Ruuurudyy33 June 12, 2018

glunglice face

Something your significant other calls you when he/she is mad at you for saying they dont give you attention anymore, so you have become an attention whore by her/his standards.

"You are a glunglice face _____"

by DawnNxxemotard October 14, 2006

shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.

lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced

by Papacav May 14, 2010