zombie

A lifeless corpse that has been reanimated by means of viral, demonic, occult or alien sources. Best dealt with by a shotgun blast to the upper regions of the body or head.

Gave that zombie a shotgun blast to the face. I think hes dead for good now.

by Wink March 7, 2005

Plants Vs Zombies

Yet another Video Game Series that was ruined by EA

Plants Vs Zombies 1 was pretty good, but EA Ruined 2

by anonymous November 17, 2016

zombie

strange behavior between wasted and unconsciousness, subject usually show white eyes or almost white eyes, zigzag walking, and cold skin.

what do i did on my zombie stage? don't remember

by Kenshin July 9, 2004

zombie job

receiving head or giving head to a dead/undead person

tim: what were you doing down at the cemetery last night?
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya

by redeyez333 February 6, 2009

Zombie Pussy

1. Removing the vagina from a dead woman and having sex with it.

2. A women's pussy is considered dead when she has not made love in at least 5 years. The pussy is then awaken from the dead when sexual relations occur. She now have a zombie pussy.

Damn she was tight, she must have zombie pussy.

by John the Rapetist April 14, 2010

zombied

1. To be incapable of functioning like a normal human being, either due to a lack of sleep or exorbitant consumption of alcohol.

2. To cause one to be weary or dramatically reduce one's physical and mental reaction times.

3. To be bitten, and therefore transformed into a zombie.

1. Man, I'm totally zombied after that party last night.

2. Staying up until five in the morning every day really zombied Laura.

3. Oh no! They just zombied Steve! Run for your lives!

by Dan in Real Life March 10, 2008

Abercrombie Zombie

Stupid suburban dudes, who are overly good looking, overly dumb, and date fuck heads. Great to look at, but damn at least i know what the capital of France is.

Paris is the capital, see i am not an Abercrombie Zombie!

by Blonde at heart November 12, 2003