Simon Whistler 

A synonym for egg.

Also the host of the Today I Found Out Youtube channel.

I am hungry, I will eat a Simon Whistler

Simon Whistler by eggboy911 June 21, 2017

Whitley

1)Name of one of the most hilarious people you'll know.

2)The best friend you can ever meet.

3)A laidback person.

"By the way Whitley acts people could take her for a stoner."

Whitley by Judith lopez August 20, 2008

Wiener Whistler 

A gay slur.

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.

Wiener Whistler by CocoSantango January 26, 2011

whistling bastard 

(adj.) one whom whistles in extraordinary quanity or unnecessary circumstances.

holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!

whistling bastard by Lewis Cafarella March 15, 2008

Dick Whistling

A sexual act wherein a male, mustering all ostentatious seriousness, informs his partner that his member emits a faint whistle just prior to ejaculation. Upon nearing climax following oral sex, the male earnestly convinces the female to place her ear next to his throbbing member in order to confirm the occurrence of aforementioned whistling, whereupon he deposits his ejaculation straight into the ear of the female.

--- Dick Whistling ---

James - "Oh babe... that's fantastic... Sally, listen, it's about to whistle! Hurry, listen!"

Sally - "I don't hear anyth... What. The. Fuck."

James - "Whoopsie doodles."

Dick Whistling by Arble August 14, 2009

whistlepig

A slang term for a groundhog. Sometimes applied to prarie dogs & musicians with too much time on their hands.

Hey - can somebody photoshop a cardigan on that whistlepig for me?

whistlepig by franknputer December 5, 2003

whistersnivet 

A hard blow (e.g; punch or slap) to the body

I'm gonna deal that jack ass a big ol' whistersnivet.

whistersnivet by Catiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 6, 2008