Watermelon Patch

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.

There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.

by KG6 February 21, 2021

Watermelon Crush

Watermelon Crush

The best thing to ever happen to the company Crush. Literally liquid watermelon Jolly Ranchers.

Watermelon Jolly Ranchers are the best flavor of course.

"Man, Watermelon Crush is fucking Bussin."

by TarDSLaYeR69 October 18, 2021

Watermelon

Watermelon just means cool or awesome

“She’s so dumb” - Kem
“Wrong!!! She’s so watermelon!!!” -Khloe
“No” - Kourtney

by watermelonestgirl November 6, 2022

Watermelon sugar

A song by Harry Styles that no one understood, which resulted in it trending on Urban Dictionary for years. The actual meaning was unknown until this week when Styles finally clarified the song is about the female orgasm.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear Harry Styles finally revealed what Watermelon Sugar is about?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw it on SNL.

by WawaAndOrSheetz October 10, 2021

naughty watermelon

When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.

YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)

by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON June 18, 2018

Watermelon Sugar

The partial name of a really stupid book written by Richard Brautigan in the 1960's, which has fortunately fallen into a deep well of forgetfulness.

"I can't believe somebody actually published In Watermelon Sugar. What a bunch of clueless choads. Time for Edward 40 Hands so i can forget it again."

by Thoringerveer August 16, 2021

Watermelonic

Watermelonic is possessing the quality of being extremely soft/easy and hard at the same time.

That test was extremely watermelonic. I think I wasn't sure if I was going to fail spectacularly or pass with flying colors.

by Hellothere12078 May 17, 2023