Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.

"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"

by Maikelele March 21, 2019

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

vaginal origami

Folding paper or food items into the shape of a vagina

That cream dripping from that burrito wrap is a fine example of vaginal origami

by Vagina designer August 11, 2022

vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016

googly vagine

When a girl super glues googly eyes to her vagina.

Yo that girls vagine is googly af my nigga xd (googly vagine)

by 1inchgrinch November 30, 2016

Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.

Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.

by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019

Vaginal Waterboarding

When a woman who squirts sits on your face, and orgasms thereby nearly drowning her partner.

I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"

by Yodas Dong November 28, 2021