Vaginal Skirmish

An extremely intense battle between two human asses for who may sit on a presented chair, with the victor getting to place thy ass onto the aforementioned chair.

Mikey and Rose got into a vaginal skirmish for who got to sit in the teacher's chair.

by redd is dead October 17, 2020

vaginize

To destroy, take over or conquer a vaginal region, often erecting a flag to represent ownership.

I would like to vaginize that death lady.

by Lorien King May 14, 2011

vaginal inversion

the surgical process of a female having the vagina inverted to represent a penis.

Damn, my woman had a vaginal inversion... now she wears pant suits to work.

by No Futron July 22, 2012

Vagin

A vagin is the correct term to call someone with no class, who is a total and utter shit head and also is unaware that they are said shithead.

Someone: What is Vagin?

Everyone: VAGIN!

by Cuntbag134 September 28, 2021

vaginal canal

Euphemism used as a means to avoid the term "love canal" due to the latter's association with an infamous toxic waste dump in Niagara.

The man in the boat slipped and fell into the vaginal canal. His buddies tried to pull him out and save him, but he fought them off valiantly.

by bitchuck October 6, 2024

vaginal slurpy

The act of a male eating a woman's mucus plug while performing oral sex on a pregnant partner.

Tim enjoyed his vaginal slurpy after eating out his pregnant sister Bertha.

by maxi-pad. April 7, 2016

Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car

Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart

by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023