Ur mom

When the walls and ceiling crumbles to the ground because of how much fat is on ur mom

I just felt an earthquake, I think your mom jumped.

by 69chipmunks+squirrels September 10, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is really hot, the hottest in the world. she could burn any house in 1 second if she liked. she is also known as the fat woman, probably even more fatter than universe that she couldnt live there thus she is dead lmao. ur mom living with u right now is a robot :) (except mine ofc my mom is neither thin nor fat)

ur mom fat
ur mom gae
ur mom is kinda hot

by not really ur mom September 12, 2022

Ur mom

A wierd kid trying to insult u or just trying to be cool

Me: hey!

That wierd kid: Ur mom

Me:well okay?

by Fiszty September 12, 2022

Morbanging ur mom

When u bang ur mom in morbin

P1: What are you doing?
P2: MORBANGING UR MOM!!!!

by Dragonboilol September 13, 2022

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay is a (homophobic but not in a bad way) insult used by 13-year-olds who think they are funny.

Pwerson 1: Muy mom got coffee.
Person 2: HaHa Ur mom gay
Person 1: Actual;y, Susan is Bi and Ella is pansexual. Nice try tho.
Person 2: Ok but they are in a WLW relationship, so it's still very fruity.

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022

UR MOM

Its a comeback for .... bacically anything

Person1:i had spaggeti last night
person2:i had ur mom last night

by HEY its me again September 20, 2022

ur mom

a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.

"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*

by dykerella September 20, 2022