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Person 1: Hey Person 2. Are you feeling good today?
Person 2: Iḿ feeling ur mom today
Ur Mom by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022
SHE IS FAT AND UGLY AND GAY
ur mom by Nick Garr September 7, 2022
When you dont have arguments you just fucking spam this shit
Hostage:Free me please
Owner:No?
Hostage:ur mom
ur mom by eternal tilt 1000-7 September 8, 2022
An annoying, yet addictive slang for when someone has nothing else to say.
Whoever: "What's your favorite color?"
You: "Ur mom."
Ur Mom by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022
When the walls and ceiling crumbles to the ground because of how much fat is on ur mom
I just felt an earthquake, I think your mom jumped.
Ur mom by 69chipmunks+squirrels September 10, 2022
ur mom is really hot, the hottest in the world. she could burn any house in 1 second if she liked. she is also known as the fat woman, probably even more fatter than universe that she couldnt live there thus she is dead lmao. ur mom living with u right now is a robot :) (except mine ofc my mom is neither thin nor fat)
ur mom by not really ur mom September 12, 2022