Uncle Monkey

Uncle Monkey is a monkey and an uncle and he is funny. And he has a bad sense of humor. He's loving and likes games even though they make him yell sometimes. He's one of a kind. GOOD FAMILY MEMBER. Amazing uncle. Great with kids.

Uncle Monkey is going to the bathroom.

Antonym: Uncle Joey

by Sunstr16 November 24, 2021

Uncle chad

Uncle chad is a made up part of peoples family. He often is a musician or entertainer, but in reality, is nothing more than a figment of a delusional persons imagination

Uncle chad is sure to show this family reunion (46th time this has been said)

by BrotherBean69 July 8, 2022

super uncle

coolest uncle in the whole world, willing to do anything for you, totally easy to relate to, definitely your favorite

I can't wait to go down to Carlsbad so I can see Super Uncle.

I wonder what Super Uncle would say.

by Sjane510 May 20, 2008

Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017

Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 16, 2021

Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly

Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser

by Big Daddy Waddy April 12, 2022

uncle scraggles

an old crackhead, usually someone over 40 with long gray hair and looks like they cracked it up one to many times. Also has a custy voice and wishes to bum cigarettes off you

p1. "here comes uncle scraggles look the other way"
p2. "damn he saw me look at him".
uncle scraggles. "hey man can I have a cigarette"...
p1. "here uncle scraggles now beat it".

by ddaman February 5, 2013