by Smith Words June 02, 2014
Today, my girlfriend Uber stank'd our Uber. It stank so bad, the driver threatened to kick us out. She blamed it on me and called me a pig. Then, she ripped another one, and he actually did kick us out.
by ObscuraPrime May 09, 2024
When your Uber driver spends the length of the trip bitching ad nauseum about crappy disrespectful passengers, bullshit city policies that make their lives hell, Uber driver contracts that bring them lower pay and no workers rights all the while driving like a maniac to your destination while you strap in, hold on and pray.
by RockTheMike July 23, 2015
The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood
Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.
by jdrxb6 April 26, 2011
When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.
by Dsmoothe2716 June 02, 2018
by dasoddie July 11, 2024
Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.
by I couldn't fins any other name August 25, 2021