urban dictionary

a site just full of homophobic users who don't have anything better to do other than sit and vote that anything to do with the gays should not be put on their site so to all of the homophobic assholes that vote on shit fuck you and your whole family other than the gay ones obviously because as much as you hate it there is ALWAYS a gay family member

girl one: have you been on urban dictionary

girl two: no because almost all of the users are homophobic

by Tifrybfwnsfb May 10, 2020

urban dictionary

i dont even know anymore

what is urban dictionary

by Memememebymeme March 16, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A place where all you'll find is made up sex moves, sex positions and anything to do with sex. And then all the other definitions no one reads.

Guy 1: Did you read urban dictionary last night?

Guy 2: Why?

Guy 1: Your girl said you tried to pull a charizard last night...yeah.

Guy 2: ...shut up.

by Someone had to do it January 26, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Rejection detection crappy

The urban Dictionary fucked meh up

by Dumbviper March 17, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Will only accept offensive definitions. Anything the slightest bit not offensive is out.

John: I am sorry that thing isn't racist, not acceptable. We are Urban Dictionary, Deal With IT

by nintendo fan March 18, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A place where those hoping to get their words defined get shunned and turned away because they are not relating to toilet humor. A place where those hoping to get their words defined have to go through a committee of people who rule with an iron fist, not unlike the Third Reich of Germany.

Urban Dictionary used to be fun, like making movies, but the people who run it nowadays are the same type of bloodthirsty, parasitic people who take pride in shoveling their own personal misfortunes out on others via the internet.

by RV There Yet September 4, 2014

Urban Dictionary

How could you look up the urban dictionary while you're INSIDE URBAN DICTIONARY! Now that's just inception, you philosopher! Anyways I guess you came here for a definition. Urban Dictionary is a website dedicated to internet slang. Anyone can upload their own definitions here, and when you submit your definition, it is looked over and if it is an acceptable definition, it is added to the term on the top box. Now that we've covered how to make definitions, we will now go over a few functions. Urban Dictionary is a memory bank of internet slang, so you may type something in the search bar and find what people defined the term as. If you see a¯\_(ツ)_/¯ then this means that you either typed it wrong or you just discovered a term that is ready to be defined.

Lenny: Oh heyy there spicy boi! I like your swag spaghetti!
Garrette: Uhhh Lenny, that's not how you use slanf...
Lenny: I'm trying to be a cool dude
Garrette: *facepalm* Have you ever even HEARD of Urban Dictionary?
Lenny: Urbee what-ctionary?
Garrette: Ugghh... JUST GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP SLANG!
Lenny: Oh. Okay...

by SushiWarlord November 1, 2016