touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Touching tents

When two straight men have a boner (aka have pitched a tent) for the same topic (e.g. software, vehicles, workouts, etc.) and begin to have an enthusiastic conversation (standing face to face) that could go on for hours.

Wow, Dan and Tony have been talking about programming in the kitchen for over an hour. I think they're pretty much touching tents by now.

by I am healthy and literate October 2, 2016

touching party

Party where Germans touch one another. Aka orgy

Bob: what are you doing tonight?

Ben: I'm going to a touching party. Want to come?

by HeydudeGerman67 February 20, 2017

touch white

its like knock on wood but not some racist Virginia shit

I think I got knocked up by a black man touch white

by Virginia Chelsea August 18, 2017

touching teeth

When a gentleman or gentlelady, gently touches his/her teeth on to their corresponding subject, gently.

I wasn't going to bite you, I was just 'touching teeth'.

by MeatenTuvej December 5, 2017

Touched spaghet

A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.

I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!

by Jesus with a Shotgun June 5, 2018

TouchDaLight

A snack made in the land of depression. Built with the finest sarcasm and suicidal thoughts. He is a member of the social climbers (the English version of team 10).

McDonald’s worker: Would you like a touchdalight with your meal?
Me:ThAtS a WhOle MeAl iTs sElF

by Ig// lookingforlen May 19, 2018